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by Whoopi Sticks

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1.
Ice Cream and Vandalism 03:17
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Run down the street, destroy everything throw confetti at the cops, get arrested again some people burn bright! Say, "Fuck you! to society!" say, "Fuck you! to society!" Your so glamorous! Being with you is a gorgeous mess! Can't be sunny all the time, lets do some crime! Chorus - The world of us, the world of us... Ice cream and Vandalism Ice Cream and vandalism wanna make you scream! 2-3-4! Good kind of bad, wrong kind of right! Handcuffed together, light things on fire! Some people burn bright! Say, "Fuck you! to society!" say, "fuck you! to society!" Love it when you scare me and I can't get rid of you! Chorus
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Sara Sucks 02:10
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Likes hotel art Shops at pier 1 Says women should be mama's aggressive notes on the fridge chorus: sense of home slips away we don't like our roommate! Sick, boring normal life! Sick, boring normal life! Sick boring normal life Sara sucks! Sara Sucks! Sara do your dishes Prayer won't help you! Corporate piece of hallmark! Likes Ayn Rand Some dude, lives in her room Chorus Sara sucks! Sara sucks! don't pull my dick bitch! What a little B you are! wad of puss turn to dust! such a basic girl We're gonna fuck with you! Til you move! Move out!
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Sniffing The Mic 02:02
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Smells like beer Smells like piss Were so punk, don't give a shit! Chorus: sniffing the mic, sniffing the mic were just sniffing the mic sniffing the mic, sniffing the mic can't help sniffing the mic! Master of all that's rock I love to use my cock wanna jump on whats hot like when you ride on top Chorus you rule the rock land hornier than any man! When I see hard cock I get hot to trot! Chorus
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Mumbling 01:39
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I want pluto I want the moon! Peanutbutter and jelly! mmm, mmm, mmm, wanna hang with you! shirley temples at the bar chorus - I start mumbling mumbling (x8) You like to skateboard How bout some naked activities? In and out! In and out! wanna do the oh! woo! ooh woo! with you! When I talk to you, get so excited! Chorus - I start mumbling! mumbling (x8)
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Chick Flick Porno 02:04
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Waiting since Kindergarten Has Disney ruined me? Are movies better than real life? Chorus - Ive got a confession ... Romantic movies turn me on! Chick Flick Porno! (x4) Monogamy gets you laid You watch naked ladies check out paul rudd will they dance? will they kiss? soulmates do it in the rear! Chorus Buy the fairytale Day dream of grocery shopping for two couples therapy with you contract out on your life til you die! fuck marriage! fuck a lot! fuck marriage! fuck a lot! Go fuck off your fancy cake!

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released February 14, 2019

Lindsey Warning - drums and vocals
Kyle Kicks Butt - guitar
Paul B A Seal - bass
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Nate See-Thru - second guitar
Bobby "the bert" Genovese - keyboard on "Mumbling"

All songs written by Lindsey Warning / Arranged by Whoopi Sticks
All songs recorded/mixed by Bobby "the bert" Genovese in Allston, MA and Holyoke, MA

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Spunky punk your ma won't like.

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