The V-GUS

from We Are Spunk by Whoopi Sticks

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Announcement! Announcement! Attention please! All tourists leaving Las Vegas, must first be tested for the V-Gus!

Panic in Vegas! Segulls have a fungus, flying through the city spreading VD. Scientist warn, "no sex with segulls! Until we find a cure!"

Chorus: Vegas has the V-Gus! (x3)
From infected seagulls!
Vegas has the V-Gus! (x3)

Elvis has a STI! Elvis lives! Now they'll die!
Ewww! Eww! What's that on the body!

Bird skin body warts! (x3)
Bird skin on the body hurts!
Eww! Eww!
Humongous puss! (x3)
Puss! Puss! Fungus!

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When it come to Vegas?
Why it come to Vegas?
Are you watching the skies?
Have you read the papers?
Has your hooker been tested?
Don't gamble with VD!

Announcement ! Announcement! We have no cure for the V-Gus! Enjoy your trip to Vegas and die!

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from We Are Spunk, released May 3, 2016
Lyrics and music by Lindsey Warning

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