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Molecular Mom
03:27
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Molecular Mom under your skin (x2)
She'll drive you (x8)
Expectation (x7)
Live for her (x6)
More! (x5)
Til .., you are her (x4)
Til you are no more (x3)
Til you are dead!
Molecular Mom under the skin (x4)
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2. |
Fuck Song
02:29
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You say, I'm not tough enough!
Cause I shout yay! yay! Instead of Fuck! Ya!
You say time to grow up!
Fuck you man! I'll be who I want!
Chorus:
When I say fuck you! Don't wanna Fuck! You!
That's why Fuck! Is the greatest single word!
Fuck is my favorite fucking word !
Fuck you! I'm so tough!
Fuck ya swear enough!
Fuck off! You fucking fuck!
Musical breakdown
Chorus
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3. |
Wiener For A Day
01:49
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Woo! What a dream, moon was a rock!
Fell on my body and became a cock!
Woody, woody, woody wah do wah do
Wood, wood, woody wah do wah do!
Chorus: so fucking Neto (x4)
I just want a wiener for the day
Just let me have a wiener for today
Will you hear what I say? If I had a weiner for the day
Met a little genie
Hey I want a sword!
Piss power! The power!
Woody, woody, woody wah do wah do
Wood, wood, woody wah do wah do
Fork you! Fork you! Now I can fuck you!
Chorus
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4. |
Dick Jazz
02:57
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Do you have a boyfriend?
You can make a new friend
Won't get jealous, won't tell ya what to do!
Stays hard, won't say butt sex! Is the thing to do!
Chorus: The package says (x2)
Dick Jazz, Dick Jazz the thing you do (x2)
Hand jam ridiculous, dick Jazz is Dickulous ((x2)
Too much ice cream can make you fat!
Dick Jazz says, suck on what you like!
Bubble gum, rocky road, Heath bar crunch, cookie dough!
My dentist knows, I'll brush when I'm through
Like em' a lot
Like em' up your middle
Whoopi pie on a stick
Whoopi sticks!
Chorus
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Hair Monster
02:55
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Saw a TV movie
Script so bad, maybe it's fake?
Now I have a fear! Fear! Fear of hair!
Watch out! The drain! Watch out! Barbers!
Moo wah (x8)
Chorus: Hair Monster, Hair Monster, The horror movie! (x3)
Whose afraid of a monster from a movie!
Monsters poping up everywhere!
Citizens sell them bags of hair
Hairies are rolling and growing! (X3)
Little like the blob!
Spiked hair, high tights, raze cuts oh my!
Bleached hair, bowl cuts, blow drys
Survivors chant, be bald unite!
Snip ! (x3) Clip (x3) Snip! (x3) clip! (x3)
Hairinoia! Hairinoa! Off the TV
Hairinoa! Hairinoa! On the streets
Hairinoa! Hairinoa! Suck off all your hair and leave you for dead !
Moo ah! Moo wah! (x8)
Chorus
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