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Surprising Squirts

by Whoopi Sticks

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1.
Molecular Mom under your skin (x2) She'll drive you (x8) Expectation (x7) Live for her (x6) More! (x5) Til .., you are her (x4) Til you are no more (x3) Til you are dead! Molecular Mom under the skin (x4)
2.
Fuck Song 02:29
You say, I'm not tough enough! Cause I shout yay! yay! Instead of Fuck! Ya! You say time to grow up! Fuck you man! I'll be who I want! Chorus: When I say fuck you! Don't wanna Fuck! You! That's why Fuck! Is the greatest single word! Fuck is my favorite fucking word ! Fuck you! I'm so tough! Fuck ya swear enough! Fuck off! You fucking fuck! Musical breakdown Chorus
3.
Woo! What a dream, moon was a rock! Fell on my body and became a cock! Woody, woody, woody wah do wah do Wood, wood, woody wah do wah do! Chorus: so fucking Neto (x4) I just want a wiener for the day Just let me have a wiener for today Will you hear what I say? If I had a weiner for the day Met a little genie Hey I want a sword! Piss power! The power! Woody, woody, woody wah do wah do Wood, wood, woody wah do wah do Fork you! Fork you! Now I can fuck you! Chorus
4.
Dick Jazz 02:57
Do you have a boyfriend? You can make a new friend Won't get jealous, won't tell ya what to do! Stays hard, won't say butt sex! Is the thing to do! Chorus: The package says (x2) Dick Jazz, Dick Jazz the thing you do (x2) Hand jam ridiculous, dick Jazz is Dickulous ((x2) Too much ice cream can make you fat! Dick Jazz says, suck on what you like! Bubble gum, rocky road, Heath bar crunch, cookie dough! My dentist knows, I'll brush when I'm through Like em' a lot Like em' up your middle Whoopi pie on a stick Whoopi sticks! Chorus
5.
Hair Monster 02:55
Saw a TV movie Script so bad, maybe it's fake? Now I have a fear! Fear! Fear of hair! Watch out! The drain! Watch out! Barbers! Moo wah (x8) Chorus: Hair Monster, Hair Monster, The horror movie! (x3) Whose afraid of a monster from a movie! Monsters poping up everywhere! Citizens sell them bags of hair Hairies are rolling and growing! (X3) Little like the blob! Spiked hair, high tights, raze cuts oh my! Bleached hair, bowl cuts, blow drys Survivors chant, be bald unite! Snip ! (x3) Clip (x3) Snip! (x3) clip! (x3) Hairinoia! Hairinoa! Off the TV Hairinoa! Hairinoa! On the streets Hairinoa! Hairinoa! Suck off all your hair and leave you for dead ! Moo ah! Moo wah! (x8) Chorus

credits

released August 7, 2017

Kyle Back Hand on guitar
Serious Paul on bass
Lindsey Warning on drums and vocals

Recorded by Bobby "the bert" Genovese at Studio 52 in Allston, MA and the Playroom in Holyoke, MA

Art by Joy Lynn

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